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auressea:

becausebirds:

Albus the Cockatiel sings The Addams Family. (via @pumpkin-albus7​)

All the YES!

(Source: pumpkin-albus7)

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magpieandwhale:

bitch-dont-krill-my-vibe:

Photo from Pacific Whale Research

#THIS IS WHY I DON’T FUCK WITH THE OCEAN (via @ferrific)

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pokemon go expectation: dude this is going to be so awesome its like pokemon in real life i wonder if you can find pokemon in your own house or if you have to like go to the arctic to catch an ice type
pokemon go reality: i have been walking around my neighborhood for the past 40+ minutes trying to find this goddamn clefairy. its so hot outside. i am about to die of heat stroke and the clefairy is still nowhere in sight

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queenwhiskey:

newenglandhardcore:

Is he tattooing himself

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lecirquebrutale:

The Audience

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thugilly:

problematicgay:

onlyblackgirl:

mainmanblackdynamite:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

flaccidrap:

theatrical:

shadio:

fuks:

this is the best video ive ever seen 

who the fuck allowed this

I am
Sc
Re
Aming

I’m both disgusted and impressed.

I fell out my chair at the ending

It sounds like they’re summoning a demon

I choreographed this. 

Originally posted by magandaxgigi

This is legendary 

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

• holocaust jokes
  
• fat jokes
• racist jokes
  
• rape jokes
  
• transphobic jokes
  
• homophobic jokes
• sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

• “that’s a weird looking dog”
• mmm whatcha say
• the audition meme
• doge 
• trolling beetles fans
• dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

• Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  
• Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  
• Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

• Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
  

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

pochowek:

pochowek:

fjurries:

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

shelgon:

5 days into Pokémon GO

lethbian:

me: I should go to therapy probably

(later at therapy)

therapist: so how are you?

me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great